Another Jennifer-ism

Here's a recent conversation between Jennifer and I:

Jennifer: Can you pick me up some coffee on your way to the shop?

Me: Sure

Go to Mobil to get here some coffee. She's one of the few people that like gas station coffee. I look around, they haver regular, decaf, and french vanilla. I picked her up the french vanilla and then brought it to the store for her.

Jennifer takes a sip

Jennifer: What is this?

Me: French Vanilla Coffee

Jennifer: Why did u get me this, I hate coffee

Me: Cause you told me to get you coffee

Jennifer: You should know I hate coffee and wanted the cappachino

Me: Well then don't tell me you want coffee then, tell me u want cappachino