How and Who???

How does something like this happen. You can win something so bad, it can't be true. Feel free to click here and you can enter to win a chance to win Ms. Piggy's autographed cowboy boots. Ok, so how does she wear these boots and the real question is, who the fuck really thinks she signed these. She isn't real, it's worthless!!! I wonder if it comes with a certificate of authenticity to I can sell it on ebay!!!!

The who part of this is, who the hell wants to win this contest. If they think we are really going to fall for this and think it's real, why not next time offer to be able to have sex with her!!!