My Simple Life

Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

Poor USA

This is what we have to show from these Olympics, that we have the best hippies in the world and of course they win the hippie events at the Olympics. They all won in snowboarding. USA!!!! USA!!! USA!!!!


Ok, I have no problem with the kids on the bottom row. They look normal. But let's look at the top row, left to right:

1) Green hat girl, yeah real nice hippie look u got going there, don't forget about the hippie boots you got on. She does have a gold Razor phone which I want.

2) Red Hair Girl, shit someone needs to take you in for a makeover. What are you 13?

3) Bent over blond girl, yeah I'd do her, so stay bent over. Good thing that you got a silver, you won't be remembered and will want the dicking I can give you.

4) White sweater girl!!! Ahhh this is the dumb bitch that likes to hot dog right before winning her event. Everyone will remember you, but the thing is, everyone will remember you for being a dumbass.



But it get's worse

How did Rolling Stone get away with putting a naked chick on the cover of it's latest issue. People will be up in arms over this small breasted little girl on the cover. Isn't this considered kiddie porn??? Give her a few years and let those puppies grow!!!!!

Plus if I want to see the american flag on someone on the cover of Rolling Stone, then I want to see this!!!!!

1 Comments:

At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Flying Tomato lives!!!

And three cheers for underage britney spears!

 

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