I can't hire

I'll be the first to admit, I can't do hiring. People I think will work, fuck, they suck and I pick all the shitty ones. So I brought this guy in on wednesday for an interview. He use to be a manager at Quiznos, so he's already ahead of the game. The learning curve won't be to bad. He wanted more then I was willing to pay, but I gave in since if he worked out, it could be great.

So he came back thursday and I offered him the job. He accepted and I told him to stop by friday to pick up some paper work and also that his first day would be 7am saturday and that we would train him during day shift. He said kewl and would be there.

Saturday morning comes around and sure enough he shows up. I wasn't there, but my morning manager was. So he shows up and well wouldn't you know it, there is issues. He says he's sick, ok, but why is he sick??? Well he gets sick around food in the morning. Wait a minute, you fucking worked in a restaurant for 1 and 1/2 years and u get sick around food!!!! My manager asked him why he even applied, he said he needed the money. Ahhhh, he better start looking for a new place cause he's gone!!! 4 (hours) and the door!!! I always tell people that you know the first day if someone is going to work out. My theory still holds true!!!