Typical day

This is the kind of shit that I have to deal with:

Hmmm, ok, so I drop over $300 on Jennifer's x-mas present. A day at a spa, sometihng to make her relaxed and shit. Today she tells me she has lost the gift certificate!!! Fuck, she just flushed that money down the drain.

Ok, so I can get past that, well not really

On the way home jennifer yells at me since I had not had any dinner yet and I told her I would just have some chips when I got home. Oh no, chips are not a dinner, so I had to go to the grocery store, cause jennifer told me she would rather have me eat microwave burritos then chips. Ok, by me. But at the store they didn't have my favorite kind so I had to settle for a different kind. BTW Tina's Red Hot Microwave burritos are my favorite. Well I go to the check out and the most manly of a young woman is checking me out. She is so manly. I feel so bad for her cause it will not get better for her. But it happens