My Simple Life

Hey here's my simple life: A little bit about me, currently I own a small little sub shop in Chandler, AZ. How did I get to here? Well I use to do morning radio in Phoenix and it was the worst job I have ever had. Before doing radio in Phx, I use to do morning radio in Oklahoma City, Lincoln Nebraska, Des Moines, and Dubuque Iowa. So after getting out of the daily grind of radio I do the daily grind of the sub shop and am happy. If you want to contact me, email me @ the_flounder@hotmail.com

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Saturday, July 30, 2005

Not a good spokesperson



Just saw that Destiny's Child is doing a commercial. In the commercial they are promoting the new salad at McDonalds. Ummmm, have you ever seen Beyonce's juicy booty??? There is no way she has ever had a salad at McD's. If she was promoting the Big Mac or the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, I would believe it. Salads, ahhhh yeah, she eats those, sure she does!!!! They have a song called booty-licious. You can't be booty=licious if you eat salads. Ok, honestly, does this girl with the junk in the trunk eat salads or 5 Big Macs???

I'll get ahead of you and throw some comments out there, so you don't have to waste your time:

Ohhh, bubble would love that since it's bubblish
She doesn't have a butt like Devons
I'd like to bounce marshmellows off her ass while sitting in a hot tub

If I forgot any of your typical responses, please feel free to post. I just figured I would get ahead of the game and post them in advance for you.

3 Comments:

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for doing everyone's work there for them.

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger The Flounder said...

Figured it was the least I could do

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Hamms said...

she is like almost married to Jay-Z and I never look at women who are involved that way.

 

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