I can't win

A new survey came out that said that a firefighter was considered the sexiest job. Can you believe sandwich maker wasn't in the top 10, but CEO was ranked #3, so since I am the CEO of the store, maybe chicks will flock to me anyways. Event planner was #6 and I do that too. So shit, I'm damn sexy!!!!

Ever notice how there are now only young hot college chicks that get up on stage for the Price is Right. Yeah Bob's a pimp and all, but they shaft the young girls with shit they don't need. For instance this girl just got up there and she had the chance to win a cabinet, popcorn machine, and cheesy kitchen table. WTF is a young college hottie going to do with a cabinet or a popcorn machine??? Get with the times Price is Right. Hot girls yes, bad prizes no!!!