Slow day so let's hit the news.....

Ahhh slow day, so lets hit the news:

Ukranian Officail poisoned:

So basically the ruling party wanted to make this guy look all scary so people wouldn't vote for him, well it worked and he lost, well kind of. The election is going to be thrown out and they will do it all over again in a couple months. Here's the story:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041212/ap_on_re_eu/yushchenko_health


Ok, so it's a fun story and all, but come on, look at the picture, if they would not of figured it out, he probably would of turned out like the toxic avenger. Compare the pics

Before and after the poisoning:

Now if they wouldn't of figured it out, here's what he would of looked like:



Michael Jackson digs porn:

Who would of thought that MJ likes porn. No way. In the story they don't say what the magazine names are, but I have it from good sources the names were, "Not even close to barely legal" "Pampers" and "Aaron Carter, literly Un-Cut"

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=762&e=1&u=/ap/20041212/ap_en_mu/michael_jackson

Sports:

Matt Leinart wins the Heisman Trophy. He deserved it and I'm not going to bitch about who should of won. Let's dig into the meat of the story. Someone please tell Matt to get rid of his Richard Simmons perm, the 80's perm just isn't going to cut it on a white guy. Now a perm on Pedro Martinez, wait, that doesn't cut it either. Perhaps he has a deal in place to be a spokesperson for Soul Glow.........just let your Soul Glow..... Here's the pic link

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/041212/483/nyjj10112120221


But the best part of it for me was reading the espn story and how Billy Sims, a former heisman winner and attention hound, somehow figured into this story.

"1978 Heisman winner Billy Sims of Oklahoma, bellowed, "I guess I can't say 'Boomer!' "

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/awards04/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=1944411

Why is this so funny, cause last year when Jason White won the award Billy was screaming it and you could see in Jason's eyes that he wanted nothing to do with Billy and only said "Sooner" to Billy to shut him up. Fucking Billy Sims, always wants the attention when it comes to the Heisman, and for $20 you can get some of the attention to when you get your picture taken with him and the trophy. Somehow he needs to pay all that child support!!!!

And the bizarre:
Here's the start of the story:

A top municipal official in Phoenix died in a bizarre incident that saw him crawl out of his fast-moving vehicle, stand atop its roof and extend his arms outward before tumbling off, authorities said on Thursday.

Ok, later on in the story here's what is said caused it:

Phoenix City Manager Frank Fairbanks said he learned from Keogh's wife that the longtime finance official was battling the fallout from a relapse of a tropical disease.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tropical disease defence, that's a new one. I call it all cranked up on drugs!!!

http://reuters.myway.com/article/20041210/2004-12-10T144306Z_01_N09431824_RTRIDST_0_ODD-LIFE-PHOENIX-DC.html



Last but not least the Lebron James Kung Fu commercial. I like it cause it is a good play on a Bruce Lee movie, blahhhh I forget the name of it. But China doesn't like the commercial and has banned it. Well Nike has the best excuse for the commercial of all time:

"The idea of the advertisement came from Hong Kong's Kung fu movies of the 1970s. Nike hoped it could encourage Asia youth to face their fears in basketball."


That's the best, if people really believe it will help get them over there fears of basketball, I love it!!! I wonder if all there commercials with people jumping and slam dunking will help me get over my fear of not being able to jump that high. Please help me Nike