Weight Loss Program

My old man calls me yesterday and tells me that my mom is in the hospital. They think she has food poisoning cause she ate some potato salad that had probably had been sitting around in the heat a little to much.

I get my mom on the phone and she says they are just giving her some fluids and that she will be fine. I told her there was some good news in this. See my mom works out a couple hours a day. I told her that with this food poisoning, it was a great weight loss program and that she's probably already lost 5 pounds. She said it was more like 10 pounds already.

I told her if that she wanted to keep it up, I suggested she get a tapeworm and she can lose a few pounds with that and have a new pet. Seems like a good idea to me, she didn't like that idea though.