They are going to f it up.....

So I'm watching a entertainment report about how they might be doing a "Dallas" movie. That's fine with me. John Travolta might be JR Ewing, that's fine. But shit, they really want to fuck it up, rumor is Sue Ellen, might be played by Jennifer Lopez. Ahhhhh when I think of a rich oil tycoon's wife from Texas of all places, I don't think of J-Lo. The thing is, Texas women have big hair, not a big ass. But it is a nice ass, I'd tap it!