Porn for the holidays

My folks were in town over the holiday and it seemed like 1 thing was always brought up, PORN!!!! It happened 3 times that the topic came up. Oh my!!!

1) A while ago I bought an autographed picture of Morgana the Kissing Bandit for a friend, but the thing is, you just didn't get 1, you got 3 autographed naked pictures. So I gave one to my friend a while ago, but still have 2 pics laying around. So my parents friend is a complete geek and fountain of useless knowledge, yes more then me. I figured he would love something like this, single guy and all. So I tell Jennifer to go get the pics and show them to my mom. So, which picture does Jennifer show her, the pic with Morgana shocking a baseball player or does she show my mom the pic that has Morgana butt ass naked to the point that you can see her kidneys? So which one does she show??? Of course the kidney shot!!!! Thanks Jennifer!!!!

2) When my folks got to the house, I showed them how the tv worked. They have Direc TV, so do we, so it should be easy. I tell them we have every channel, except the porn channels. Well my old man is sitting on the couch watching tv and I'm in my office watching tv. He tells me to turn on channel 513 and asks me that he didn't think we got the porn channels. I told him we didn't and that he was just watching Cinemax, which I told him I call Skin-a-max!!! He continued watching the "Erotic Confessions" or whatever its called.

3) My mom is reading US Weekly and tells me that the girl I like broke up Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. I told her I read the same article and that it wasn't my girl. My mom says it's the porn star Jesse Jaymes that broke them up. I said that's not my girl. She said it was. Sooo....I went and got my autographed Pirates movies poster featuring Jesse Jane and then proved my mom wrong. Don't ever think my girl Jesse would break a marriage.

Ahhh porn for the holidays!!!!