Dear.....

Dear Lady at the Grocery Store,

Yeah sometimes a woman can look good wearing a sports uniform. To bad that isn't you. What makes it even worse is the fact that you are wearing a Bartolo Colon jersey. A Indians jersey?? No. Maybe a Angels jersey??? Nope. She was sporting a Bartolo Colon White Soxs jersey. Real fucking nice, his best team ever!!!! Please go meet the Natron Means jersey wearing guy and you both can go to the obscure dance as a couple.