Dear....

Dear Poor Customer,

When you decide to get something and hand me your credit card, please don't get mad at me of all people when it says declined. I'm actually just on a mission to fuck you over and not give you anything. I don't want your money, so to not take it, I tell the machine to decline your ass.

Ok, so lets be honest. You don't have any money and I understand how that would suck. But then for you to pull out your temporary debit card, with no credit card logo on it, you sir are really sad. Who besides your bank will take that piece of shit??? No one!!!