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Dear Valued Customer,

I want to thank you for trying to give me exact change or something close to that. The less change that I have to give back to you, the less times I need to go to the bank. But I do have a complaint. I really don't need you to give me change and the lint from your pocket. I stopped taking pocket lint here at the store a while ago. So please keep it and give it to someone else. Oh btw, just cause I don't want you to hand it to me, that doesn't mean I want you to leave it on the counter. Ok, understand?? Thanks