One month....

One month until I can get a new phone. See I have a razor, just along with everyone else in the fucking world. But the thing is, I had it before they did, when people would be like, "Wow, checking out the fucking thin ass fucking phone"

Now I'm just one of the lemmings. So to stay ahead of the curve, I'm going to be purchasing a sliver phone on April 29th. Hopefully no one will buy them and I'll be kewl again.