Dungeon Master

So some guy kidnaps a couple of girls and throws them into a dungeon. Well the local news does a little spot about it and they show the picture of the guy who did this. Under his picture they put the term "dungeon keeper"! Why couldn't they of been mucher cooler and called him the dungeon master. All the dungeons and dragons people would of loved it.

Now they are doing a news story about mothers that just gave birth who are trying to lose weight by doing meth. All the women they are showing in this report are cracked out ghetto whores. I would of never of guessed that people do meth in the hood. Then they show another woman and in the report she is scene with her common law husband. So what, they can't just say husband, they gotta throw in common law to make either him or her feel better. I can see the common law husband getting shit from the guys at work. They're probably like, "You got a cracked out ghetto ho of a wife" and the common law husband's answer of course is, "Dude, she's not my wife"