What's funny???

If you're ever trying to guarantee something funny and don't know what's funny, I have a simple math equation for you. It's the pentagon of comedy. By using 1 of these topics, you will most likely guarantee laughs. Use more of the pentagon, the more laughs you will get. So please draw a pentagon first and on each corner of the pentagon write down one of the following:

1) Midgets
2) Mascots
3) Old people who can't hear
4) Bigfoot
5) UFO/Aliens

When I worked in radio, I lived by this pentagon. It worked out for me every time. You can try to replace things on the pentagon, but trust me, these are the top of the top.



Here is another thing that I find funny.