She's crazy....

The woman who gives me my pedicures has fallen off the edge of sanity. While there today, she isn't sure, but she thinks aliens are visiting her. She's not sure about it, but something she is sure of is that the Queen of England is a lizard/shape shifter. She's seen a bunch of things on the internet about it and she's convinced it's the truth. She says that they changed ape DNA with there DNA and ta-da, we have man. She says that since there is no missing link, the step in evolution between man and ape, that this is how it happens. Fuck, she's nuts. But she is good at her job, so I'm happy with her and won't let her go.