My Simple Life

Who I want to meet......

2008-05-31T18:14:00.002-07:00

I gotta meet Vince the Shamwow guy. Fools got so much energy and makes you feel stupid for not using a shamwow. It's just that incredible!!!! No I don't have 1, but if I ever see Vince, I'll buy 1.

Bringing Life into the World

2008-05-30T17:45:00.003-07:00

Maybe I'm bringing life into the world, maybe not. No I'm not going to be a father, but I'm raising a family in my backyard. Today I noticed I have a humming bird nest in the back yard. It's real tiny, I barely noticed it and really thought it was dirt, but I looked a little closer and noticed it was a nest. No I didn't touch the nest, but I did look inside of it and it looks like 2 babies are in there, granted they were not moving when I looked at it, so maybe they are dead. But I have noticed a humming bird hanging out alot lately and now I know why.

We're sick

2008-05-25T08:34:00.002-07:00

Jennifer and I have been sick for the last week. I gave it to her, so she claims, which honestly I did. She's going through the hot/cold stage, sometimes she's burning up, sometimes she is freezing. Well yesterday she was in the freezing stage and she told me that she didn't want to sleep on the couch cause of the furnace. I asked her what the furnace had to do with the couch. She told me that the dogs were like little furnaces since they retain so much heat. I told her to do what ever makes her happy.

Maybe I'm wierd.....or maybe I'm not....

2008-05-23T19:51:00.002-07:00

Went to a local restaurant today and they are famous for there fried chicken and waffles, so of course I had to have that and so did my friend. It was kind of funny comparing how we both eat our waffles. I'll eat it quarter by quarter. I think that's the way to do it, but oh no, not my friend, he just attacks it and goes to town. How dare he do that!!!! But then again, I never told him that, I kept it to myself, while I ate mine, quarter by quarter.

Funny Movie

2008-05-19T20:14:00.002-07:00

Looking back at the movie, Hackers, it's kind of funny watching it. With all it's pure crap virtual reality and hacking of servers that it had. It's so bad it's good. Plus a young Angolina Jolie is in it. She's got a short hair look that was fine when she was young, but now, well she couldn't do it. This is 1 of those movies that if it's on, I will always watch it. So now I'm stuck watching it.

Why do they race????

2008-05-16T17:28:00.001-07:00

Release

2008-05-15T20:19:00.002-07:00

My new trainer has me doing different things and that's fine. But the one problem that I'm facing is that we're doing some different moves and things, but it's causing me to release gas left and right while we work out. So while I'm trying to do what he wants, I'm holding back some cause I don't want to blow my ass up.

Megan Fox Topless

2008-05-13T17:39:00.002-07:00

This is like the holy grail of links. I won't even try and put the pictures up, I'll just throw the link on here and let those people take the credit. Click here with 1 and well you know.......

New Season of American Gladiators...

2008-05-12T20:35:00.002-07:00

Not to big of a fan of the new event, Vertigo. Not much to the event and I doubt we will ever see a contender win it. It's just 1 sided and with no practice, it's hard to get used to. The good news is that Crush is back again, but holy shit, there is a new female gladiator, Phoenix. She's smoking hot!!!! But I still love Crush.

BTW, here is Phoenix

Looking good...

2008-05-11T18:51:00.002-07:00

I've always though Jenna Bush looked good. Well now she's married, so that kind of sucks. But she still looked really good in her wedding dress.

New Star Wars!!!!

2008-05-09T20:46:00.001-07:00

Here's the trailer to the new Star Wars animation movie that is coming out. I'll see it, but it doesn't come out till later this summer.

Don't Care...

2008-05-08T21:10:00.002-07:00

Iron man is out and I think I'm the only guy who doesn't care. I see the all the commercials for the big summer movies and I only care about 1, the new Indiana Jones movie. I grew up on Indy and it's nice to relive your youth again and see him. 2 weeks till it comes out I think, but it will probably be after that till I will go, I hate crowds!!!!

What a give away!!!!!

2008-05-05T20:16:00.002-07:00

Watching the D-backs on tv tonight and talk about a great deal I saw on a commercial. If you buy a pool, usually in the 30k+ range, this pool dealer will give you 2 tickets to a d-backs game. Not season tickets, just 2 tickets, that's it. WOW!!!!!! I hope no one decides to go with them just cause of this ticket offer. I know we won't. But then again, we aren't putting a pool in our yard.

Baseball review...

2008-05-05T18:41:00.002-07:00

Jennifer and I went to a diamondbacks game this weekend and watched the d-backs win. It just amazed me about how Jennifer was at the game. She first off decided that she was to hot and it was making her sick. She then decided that she didn't like the large crowd that was at the game, the attendance was 35000+. After she got done complaining about that, she declared she was freezing and had to get some coffee. No, I'll never understand her.

I got excited....

2008-05-04T06:59:00.002-07:00

I was reading online and they were had an article on how a mascot stunt went wrong at the New Orleans Hornets basketball game. They make it sound like the mascot caught on fire and weren't able to put him out. Not that the mascot got hurt, but they couldn't put the fire out on him. But then I see the video and it's such a downer.

Thanks for the update...

2008-05-03T09:34:00.002-07:00

Sometimes my mom just doesn't get that I don't care. Take for instance how she called me recently to tell me about how there was a car accident in town. Yeah I care!!!!!! Also she called to tell me about a restaurant that I have never heard of, well it burned down too. Shit I'm waiting for her to call and tell me what she got at the grocery store.

In honor....

2008-04-28T20:29:00.002-07:00

In honor of the Star Wars Deal or No Deal, please click on this link and enjoy the fans of Princess Leia. Might be the best site ever!!!!!

Life Changing My Ass

2008-04-28T19:52:00.002-07:00

I got sucked into Deal or No Deal tonight, it was a special Star Wars edition. Hey anything Star Wars I'll watch. Princess Leia was on tonight and she looked really rough. Plus while the rest of the contestants friends are cheering her on, Carrie Fischer is just sitting on the couch like a lump.

So they offer the woman $59000 for the deal. She claims it's a life changing ammount of money, but says no deal. Ok, $59000 is nice, but they take half of it away for taxes, so that leaves you with $30000. While nice, honestly is it life changing. Don't get me wrong, 30k is nice, but it's not life changing.

Don't Bother Me

2008-04-27T17:20:00.002-07:00

I told Jennifer in advance not to bother me this weekend. This is the only time of the year where I don't want to be talked to, bothered, asked anything, nothing period!!!!! But not her. She wants to pester me over and over!!!! Needless to say she was all pissed at me cause I didn't want to have dinner with her. She knows why, the draft was on. I just didn't want to be bothered at all. Well she was so pissed at my lack of attention to her that she slept on the couch last night, well she fell asleep there and I didn't want to wake her up and bring her into the bedroom.

Vacation Ideas....

2008-04-26T11:13:00.001-07:00

Jennifer is always trying to think of somewhere to go for vacation. She mentioned to me today that she might be interested in going to New York. She said she would like to go to the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty, and maybe a broadway show. I wasn't into the broadway show thing to much. But I told her that it could be interesting, since we could then go to the NFL draft there. She really didn't like that idea. DAMN HER!!!!!

My Annual Holiday...

2008-04-23T20:00:00.002-07:00

It's coming this weekend, my annual holiday. Please don't bother me this weekend, the NFL draft is on and I will sit in front of a tv for 2 days straight and watch it. I love it and can't get enough of it.

Searching the net....

2008-04-20T12:21:00.002-07:00

My friend asked me if he could look at my iphone and see how it works, so I handed it over to him. Needless to say that was a mistake. Next time I used the phone I tried to go to the internet browser and it's all full of porn, he was looking at porn on my phone, come on, control yourself for a minute!!!! Then I go to the youtube portion of my phone and sure enough he was trying to look at porn again!!! I've learned from my mistake, he won't get to borrow it again.

Hot First Date

2008-04-17T20:36:00.003-07:00

Friend of mine went on a little bit of a crazy first date. I think going into it she knew it was going to come down to sex and boy did it ever. Hmmmm, what was the really odd part, the part where she told me he can't eat vagina well, or was it when she told me he tried to stick it in her butt on the first date, or was it that part of the night when he tried to play a little rough and tried to paddle her with a cane. It's a tough call!!!!

But I will tell you this, even I know better then to try to stick it in her butt on the first date. Shame shame!!!!!

Well you can do it if she asks for it, but trust me, not a first date type of thing.

Blessed

2008-04-15T18:22:00.002-07:00

I have to admit I'm really blessed and this tops it off. I had to change my work out schedule with my trainer to the afternoon. So today was the first day at the new time. Oh my god........... life is really good. There are 2 smoking hot college girls that are training while I am training now. What makes it nice is that it's a private gym, so it's them w/ there trainer and me and my trainer. I couldn't help but stare alot at what they were doing and it was nice. While both of them are hot and have rocking bodies, one of them just has that nice and innocent look to her. That would be nice!!!!

Funny Video

2008-04-12T23:18:00.001-07:00

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Great Sport!!!

2008-04-10T23:29:00.000-07:00

Gotta love MMA and also this slight twist on it:

They hate it...

2008-04-10T21:55:00.002-07:00

Jennifer really likes the Wii. She even gets competitive while playing the games, which is a first for her. But it's not loved all around. My dogs fucking hate it, they see me swinging my arms around and they must think that I'm going to hit them or something.

Dear...

2008-04-09T16:35:00.002-07:00

Dear Citizens on Haiti,

While you may like the rising prices of food, no one does, and I understand if you want to protest, which is fine once again, can you at least look presentable when you protest. That child wearing the Penny Hardaway Magic jersey isn't going to cut it. That's so last milenium, please, at least come into this milenium, get a Penny Suns jersey, or hell take that Magic jersey and get rid of Penny's name and put Dwight Howard. Please something, anything!!!!!

I noticed this all while watching the news today.

Place to hang...

2008-04-09T16:11:00.002-07:00

I realized that the mall isn't the cool place to hang out anymore, the new place is Best Buy. Or at least that's the way it seemed like to me. While I was shopping at Best Buy, there were kids running all over the place, being loud and out of control. Maybe it's just me being old when it comes to complaining about this. But when I was young.......no really, we would go to the mall to hang out, but also the rare chance that we might run into a girl. But what kind of girl are you going to run into at best buy, they don't hang out there. So come on guys, leave best buy alone, go get girls.

Not that it's true

2008-04-09T00:04:00.002-07:00

But someone did this on youtube and I thought it was kind of funny. Makes me want to play RC Pro Am

She's into it

2008-04-08T23:11:00.003-07:00

I showed Jennifer how to play with the Wii today and she was ok with it. Granted she was she moody cause of work and couldn't get out of that funk. But she did bowl a few frames of bowling and did take a few swings of golf. She kind of seemed to get it. I also told her about a game I wanted to get, Mario Olympics or whatever it's called, and she seemed interested in it, so I got it. Up next will be guitar hero, will she like that????

No triple lindy???

2008-04-06T23:42:00.001-07:00

Damn old lady didn't do the triple lindy???? Other then that she did exactly like Rodney in Back to School!!!

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2008-04-06T00:22:00.002-07:00

Yeah I finally got a Wii to actually play with. Just set it up tonight and it rocks. It doesn't have all the hacker slash em up games that we all grew up on, but that's ok. I think the thing I will like best about it is that Jennifer will play with it. It's built for non gamers. Time will tell, I won't be able to let Jennifer try it out till later in the week when she isn't working.

Taking a dump

2008-04-05T00:07:00.002-07:00

Hey I was chilling taking a dump, some people like to take the paper in there or a magazine. Not me, I like to take my iphone in there and search the internet. But Jennifer saw me doing that and questioned why I would be doing such a thing. I had to explain to her that I can either sit there and do this or I can sit there and make silly faces. I don't think she will ever understand.

Silly Dodgers

2008-04-01T22:35:00.002-07:00

What a great idea they had last season, sign speedster Juan Pierre to a 4 year 44 million dollar contract. Ohhhh how things have changed. This year Juan isn't playing his normal position center field, much less is he even playing. He's riding the bench and collecting 3 more years on that contract. Slight oooooppppssss on that. This signing is almost as bad as the D-backs signing Russ Ortiz or the Brewers signing of Franklin Stubbs.

New Bruno Movie....

2008-03-29T23:01:00.001-07:00

Here's a person's behind the scene shot of the new Bruno movie. Basically it's Borat, except Bruno is gay.

Bad Look....

2008-03-25T17:59:00.002-07:00

While at the gym today the owner of the place came walking in. The first thing I noticed was that he was wearing crocs. No adult man should ever wear these things, much less wear them in public. I told my trainer that I put her in charge of telling him that it wasn't a good look. She said she would pass the information on for me. Not a good look for anyone, much less someone that has played in the NFL for a few years.

Ohhhh btw

2008-03-23T00:35:00.001-07:00

My final 4:

North Carolina
Wisconsin
Memphis
UCLA

UCLA over NC in the finals.

Mad House

2008-03-23T00:16:00.002-07:00

Shit Jennifer got me an easter basket, even though she told me she wasn't going to get me one. Well I come home and sure enough, there is 1 for me. Now I gotta scramble and get her 1. So I run over to the local wal-mart and it's insane. It looks like the easter aisle was the middle of baghdad. The only thing in the aisle was dismay and trash scattered all over. I had to settle for plastic easter eggs, but only the bottoms of the eggs. Plus even normal eggs were gone too, so you can't dye your eggs. Shit the place was cleared out.....and it's all Jennifers fault, by breaking our agreement about no baskets.

I'm competitive....

2008-03-20T23:06:00.002-07:00

When I'm working out with my trainer, I strain myself, but nothing out of control. But that has changed. There is another person working out with another trainer while I am there now and I gotta show that person what I'm made of so now I'm going out of my way to strain myself and lift to much. It sounds stupid, but for some reason I'm just that way.

Fun with animals....

2008-03-18T23:34:00.001-07:00

AVN Fun

2008-03-18T22:42:00.002-07:00

What a great idea by Showtime to show the AVN awards. You get to see every porn star all dressed up and looking nice and proper. All the girls look nice and such, but then the show grinds to a halt when Larry Flynt comes on the show to accept a speech. Talk about a let down. 4 awards in and a movie called Babysitters has won 2 awards. Must be good, I should check it out.

Peace....

2008-03-15T00:39:00.002-07:00

Finally some peace and quiet in my house again. No one is down here anymore and I can go all Al Bundy again and put my hand in my pants while I watch tv. Granted it didn't stop me from watching Co-ed Confidential while Jennifer's mom was sleeping down the hall from me.

Mascot Fun

2008-03-13T16:00:00.000-07:00

Shocking News

2008-03-11T23:21:00.003-07:00

I have shocking news that isn't being reported by any other news sources!!!! One of the world famous sausages from the Miller Park sausage races has been hurt. He's missing an arm, shocking I know, but it's true, I have the proof!!!!!

If you look closely, the Italian is missing it's right arm!!!! This is not good, how come no one is reporting this???? For the love of god!!!!

Blow the load

2008-03-11T20:07:00.003-07:00

So Jennifer's mom is in town and she won't just ammuse herself like my mom will, so we need to plan out her schedule really tight, just keep her busy. I planned out with Jennifer what I thought we should do with her at night, cause the day is full with baseball games. Jennifer agrees with my plan. But just cause she agrees with it, doesn't mean she will follow it. By monday night, she had already done all our night time activities that I had planned. She blew her load with 3 days to go, she really is trying to kill me I think.

Random Jersey Sighting!!!

2008-03-08T22:48:00.001-07:00

Dear Kid with the random Lions jersey on,

Hey that's a really macho Detroit Lions jersey you have on. It's #10, it must be for Joey Harrington, a really big waste of a draft pick, but that goes hand in hand with the Lions. Wait, the kid is turning around now and shit, it's not a Harrington jersey. It's a Charlie Batch jersey. Whooooaaaaa 10 year old kid, are you even old enough to remember when Charlie played for them. Please retire that jersey kid.

Gone!!!!

2008-03-08T22:46:00.001-07:00

My mom is gone again and I couldn't be happier. She really didn't bug me to much this time around. But I can't do my normal things I would normally do since I don't want to catch shit from her. So back to normal for tonight, cause tomorrow Jennifer's mom comes into town and I know Jennifer is going to aim to impress since her mom has never been down to arizona.

New book

2008-03-05T23:12:00.002-07:00

The hot new book right now according to my mom is the new Valerie Bertinelli book. I could care less about it, but my mom had to go to 2 different Barnes and Nobles, since the first 1 was sold out.

The one thing I can tell you about it is that Valerie must of dusted off a photo from 20 years ago, cause this sure as shit doesn't look like her today.

Spring Training review

2008-03-05T23:06:00.002-07:00

Went out to Surprise today to see the Brewers visit the Rangers. The highlight of the visit was the beat down that the brew crew did on the rangers. But the other nice thing was the great stadium that the Rangers and Royals play in, they share the same place. It's got a real nice open layout, good space for crowds, and to top it all off, a ton of shade. If the shade isn't for you, like it isn't for my mom, you can move into the sun. The one thing the place is lacking is a good variety of food. Maybe there is a good variety, but I sure as hell didn't see it. Oooohhhh yeah, 1 more annoying thing, which I could live with, was the F-16 fly overs every 20 minutes or so, the air force is right down the road from them.

Crazy animals...

2008-03-05T00:13:00.000-07:00

Why did they train a chicken to do this.....or is it even real???

Spring Training review

2008-03-04T22:24:00.002-07:00

Went to Mesa today to see the Cubs vs. Brewers and yes the brewers were winning when we left in the 9th inning. I really have a fondness for where the brewers play, it's how I view spring training, half way filled stadiums, not extremely commercial. But it's the extreme opposite over at the Cubs place. Jammed pack and totally sold out in my opinion. Ads everywhere, buy this buy that. And tickets are really expensive, to exspensive for an excibition game. Tomorrow, we are off to surprise, yes it's the name of a city, to see another ball park.

Invasion

2008-03-02T09:28:00.001-07:00

My mom arrives today for a week of terror and then as soon as she leaves, Jennifer's mom arrives the next day for a week. It's going to be a stressful time. I'll try and survive

It's hot!!!!

2008-02-29T23:33:00.001-07:00

February 28th I turned the air conditioning on for the first time this year. Yes life is good.

Spring Training 08...

2008-02-28T22:13:00.002-07:00

Went to my first game of the 2008 spring training schedule. Brewers were beating the A's 6-0 when I left in the 7th inning. Going to 5 games next week, 3 the week after that. It should be a good time going to all the different games.

Heat is on!!!!!

2008-02-26T12:29:00.002-07:00

I don't really mind if people turn the heat, but the last place I want the heat on is at the gym. It was on today at the gym and nothing feels better in between reps that getting a nice blast of heat on your face. Oh wait, maybe not.

Big Brother out of control

2008-02-24T00:43:00.002-07:00

Oooops, someone wasn't feeling well on Big Brother 9. Amanda got a little ill.

Here's more of her

Silly Baseball

2008-02-23T00:25:00.001-07:00

Good to see things have changed since the 80's.

Parking Habits....

2008-02-21T22:11:00.002-07:00

Jennifer has no idea how to park a car and I'm not even talking about parrell parking. I'm just talking about parking it in the garage. She has no depth percention so when she gets ready to come into the garage she doesn't slow down, cause that would make to much sense. She just drives in to the garage full steam ahead and stops once she plows into the garbage cans. I pointed this out to her, since sooner or later it will leave a mark or smash the wall. She said she's not going to change. I just asked her to slowly come into the garage, once again she said she wasn't going to change. I wonder if she will change once she punctures the wall.

Baseball Fun!!!!

2008-02-17T23:39:00.001-07:00

Ha ha ha, great to see some great pranks on young players!!!!

Favorite MMA fighter!!!

2008-02-17T00:44:00.003-07:00

It's gotta be Kimbo Slice. He punked out Tank Abbott last night in less then 2 minutes. The thing about Kimbo is that he's this legendary back yard fighter who is now trying it in MMA. He's a thug and is fun to watch. Here's some of his back yard fighting

Looking good....

2008-02-14T17:02:00.001-07:00

Big Brother update

2008-02-13T12:39:00.002-07:00

Big Brother is back and this could be the best season ever. I could really care less how the people play, the best part about the season is the fact that all the women are good looking. There isn't 1 that stands out, like most seasons. But this year they are all good looking, no questionable ones like most seasons. Plus with the Big Brother after Dark option on Showtime, there could be a good change for some hooking up, or at least nudity!!!!

Arrest!!!

2008-02-12T20:08:00.003-07:00

Well not really an arrest, but I did get pulled over by the police last night, well actually this morning around 1am. I was on my way home from hanging out with some friends and there on the road was a dead cat. I swirved to miss it and sure enough, guess who was next to me, a police officer. Right after I make the swirve, the sirens go on. I pull over, get the info the cop needs for when he gets up to my window. He walks up to my car and I tell him that I was just moving to avoid the dead cat. The cop said ok, he just wanted to run my info and would be right back. 5 minutes later, he came right back, gave me my stuff and told me to have a good night.

New Car, maybe!!!

2008-02-07T22:22:00.000-07:00

My mom is thinking about getting a more suped up version of my car and wanted to know what I think about it. Price wise, it's not bad. But she's got a few issues. She was going to get the new Camero, but that car's production got bumped back a year. So she wants to get something now and likes how my car is. She's never had a 4 door car, so that's an issue for her, not sure why it's really a issue though. Her biggest issue is that she's always owned a chevy, but now she might go out on a limb and buy a dodge. She wanted to know if I would give her shit for that, I told her I wouldn't since I have a dodge myself, so I can't say anything to her about that.

Just My Luck

2008-02-05T23:58:00.000-07:00

I had tickets to the Suns game for Wednesday night, but couldn't use them cause I was already commited to something. So I gave them away to someone else. Well sure enough my wednesday night commitment canceled, so I could of used the tickets after all. Oh and the little fact that Shaq could get traded to the Suns. That little thing too. It could be his first game with the team, if the trade goes down!!! Damn life!!!!!!

The Game...

2008-02-04T00:22:00.000-07:00

Ok, the first 3 quarters were perhaps the worst I've ever seen, but then you have that last quarter and then the game will go down as one of the best games ever. I still think the titans/rams super bowl was the best ever. It didn't come down to a kicker, it came down to 1 play and 1.5 yards. I don't mind games that come down to a kick, but I'd rather have it come down to a play like the titans/rams game. Hey this years great game happened in phoenix, so maybe people will remember us for something.

LOST!!!!

2008-01-31T22:13:00.000-07:00

I'm so happy my favorite show Lost returned last night. It was everything I always loved about it, great story and at the end of the night, it leaves you wanting more. Lost is a drug and if you are really into the show, the makers of it sprinkle in more things for the hard core fans. They had a Oceanic ad run during the tv show after Lost, and it leads you to flyoceanicair.com and then that leads you down a whole new path. Damn the show is to good.

Dear....

2008-01-30T02:27:00.000-07:00

Dear Redskins Fan,

Yeah it's great that you support your team, but I think it's time to retire that #21 Terry Allen jersey you have. Terry won't go down as one of the best backs of all time, much less one of the best Skins backs of all time. The sad thing about it is that Terry was #21, which was the number of Shawn Taylor when he died. So people will think your honoring a fallen player, when in reality Terry hasn't played for the skins in 10 years, 1998 was his last year with them. I'm not one to judge your fashion, but I think updating your fashion once every 10 years is a good thing. Plus I doubt you got the jersey in 98, hell you could of gotten it in 95, Terry's first year with the team.

I understand your a redskins fan, maybe you could get a Redskins Bruce Smith jersey or maybe a Patrick Ramsey. Hey they're a little more current to the skins as compared to Terry Allen.

BTW the all time best Redskins jersey to wear is Dexter Manley, and hell spell his last name however you want, cause hell Dexter got a college degree, but for some reason couldn't read, spell, or write. Gotta love Oklahoma State University for that!!!!

Wuss.....

2008-01-29T22:11:00.000-07:00

Lately I've been watching Jackass 2 all the time, it's on heavy rotation right now on Showtime. The one thing I've noticed is how Bam is a chicken shit compared to the other Jackass guys. He's always whining about shit, running away, and also complaining like a little girl. Don't get me wrong, Viva La Bam was a great show and I'd be the same way as him on this movie. But he gets paid for this movie while I don't, so I can complain.

Super Bowl Buzz

2008-01-27T23:45:00.000-07:00

Well the town is a buzz with Super Bowl fever, it's not as bad as pac man fever. Everything on every media outlet is Super Bowl this, Super Bowl that. It's funny looking at all the party line ups. There's only 2 parties I would even consider going to, well ok, I'll be honest, I'd go to all of them. But 2 stand out!!!!!! One of them is hosted by Scarlet Johanson. Oh shit, I'd go there, run right up to her and whip it out and let loose. So I'm not going to that party. But I really might go to this party, Tone Loc, Young MC, and Digital Underground!!!! Fuck yeah the humpty hump!!!! I'm going to assume that Gerardo, Kriss Kross, and Skeelo were all busy that night and weren't able to make it.

BTW every celebrity in there mother is having a party, but who cares about those parties, when you can go to those 2.

Oh 1 last think about Digital Underground, I'm not sure how much of the original group is with the band, we all know 2Pac isn't with them, but here's a video of them lately singing the Humpty Hump. The sound the same, but like I said, I don't know if any of the original members are in it anymore.

My new vice...

2008-01-26T00:19:00.000-07:00

Damn you Cinemax, why do you have to have porn on all the time???? The thing is, it's not even real porn, it's mainly topless women running around, trying to act, doing some dancing and having a little plot sprinkled in. But now you have a show on that rocks. I can't get enough of co-ed confidential. It's just a campy corny soft core porn and you know what, it's only 30 minutes. So they pack just enough plot in it to make it work too!!!!

Not sure what's worse....

2008-01-25T23:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah the packers lost in OT and were oooohhhhhhhhh so close to the Super Bowl. That's gotta be the worst thing that could of happened to them, get oh so close only to have Brett screw it up in the end. Yeah the year before was bad before, but you didn't get your hopes up. They lost every week, but this year was worse cause the fans were on such a high, the team was doing so well and then BLAM!!!! Kick in the nuts, season is over!!!!! This year was so much worse.

Super Bowl Preview

2008-01-25T23:20:00.001-07:00

Dear....

2008-01-23T22:49:00.001-07:00

Dear skater kids...

While I understand how you like to ride around on your skate board, I don't think it's a good idea to be crossing a 6 lane highway at dusk and trying to do tricks while traffic is coming at you. Yeah you almost got hit, so maybe you were inspired by the old video game about skate boarding, 720. You took the words to heart, SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!

SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!

Who are you????

2008-01-23T22:45:00.001-07:00

So please beware, I will humble you like we do in the old country!!!!!

Going under the knife....

2008-01-22T22:35:00.000-07:00

Jennifer had to go in and get some wisdom teeth removed. Well actually all of her wisdom teeth removed. To pull out 4 teeth only took 30 minutes, I dropped her off, let the dogs out and she called me to come and get her. Damn they work fast over there. Once Jennifer gets back up and running again, I'm going to tease her about it. If she would ever give me some oral, I am going to tell her that I can notice all the new space back there. Not like that situation will ever happen though.

Equal Oppurtunity....

2008-01-19T21:56:00.000-07:00

I don't care who you are, I will give you shit if you tell me something stupid. So I have my mom trying to get in contact with 1 of her friends to try and get me a Wii. I give my mom a call and ask her if she made contact with the person, she says no not yet. I tell her to call her again and get this taken care of. My mom then asks me what I am doing. I tell her I'm at Walmart trying to get a Wii. My mom then asks me if I got a Wii. I told her yeah I got 20 and I'm calling my mom to remind me to get me another cause 20 is never enough. I then tell her of course I don't have one yet. She then says she has to go.

Yeah I'm lazy...

2008-01-16T09:39:00.000-07:00

Yeah I've had it for a while, but what the hell, here it is. Here's a picture of my car.

Only...

2008-01-16T09:34:00.000-07:00

Only on the price is right can u win a pinball machine. No where else would you win something like that or even think about getting 1. Granted I love pinball machines, but there is no way I would get 1.

Reality Heaven

2008-01-15T22:52:00.000-07:00

I don't know what to get more excited about more, the fact that Big Brother is coming back in a month, plus it's going to have Big Brother after dark on showtime 2. Now that news alone is good, but oh no........ I have much better news. The Mole is coming back and it's not that shitty celebrity mole starring Ahmad Rashad. God no, it will be regular people and it will be really good. As long as Ahmad isn't a part of it, please god don't put him on it.

Dream Car

2008-01-14T23:46:00.000-07:00

Shit I found the ultimate dream car and it's up for sale at the local car auction, it's scary, it's huge, it eats cars, it's Robosaurus!!!!!!!! Fuck yeah it's for sale and man you know how many ladies I could get with that. I called Jennifer in the middle of work and told her I was selling my car and buying a new car, I was buying Robosaurus. She said no. But you can click here to read about the sale.

Damn Monday!!!

2008-01-14T22:09:00.000-07:00

Monday is turning into to busy of a day for me. There's to much on TV. Here's what is on in about a 3 hour period. WWE Raw, the new terminator show, American Gladiators, and No Reservations. That's 5 hours of TV that I have to catch up on. Can't the networks spread it out for me, that's all I'm asking. Give me a break!!!!!

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-01-13T23:03:00.000-07:00

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm on suicide watch!!!!!! Don't let me near a bridge!!!!!! SHE'S RETIRING!!!!!!

BTW, here's Darth Vader's reaction!!!!

Vacation Ideas....

2008-01-13T22:43:00.000-07:00

I told Jennifer that I wanted to go on vacation somewhere this year, so I asked her to come up with a place she would like to go to. She tells me Mertyl Beach. I asked her why, it's not that we like sitting on the beach and we don't like to golf. It's not some where that would interest us. I asked her why she wanted to go there. She said I asked her for a place and that is a place isn't it. She doesn't want to go there, she just threw it out since it was a place. This is what I deal with

A Scary Day....

2008-01-12T22:24:00.000-07:00

It's not bad having to entertain my mom when she comes down here, take her shopping, go to some sport things and get some food. But a sad, scary day is coming. Jennifer's mom is coming down here for the first time ever. We've been in arizona 6 years and she will debut here soon. What the F am I going to do with her. She's coming down here to see the Cubs, she likes them. But damn, what else to do with her, she doesn't like to shop, and trust me, she's like Jennifer, she hates fun. Granted I got time to think about it, but it will suck amusing her.

More about my girl!!!!

2008-01-10T18:13:00.000-07:00

Here's a maxim shoot that my girl, American Gladiator Crush had with Maxim!!!! Click here to enjoy!!!! I did

More Vegas Review...

2008-01-10T18:05:00.001-07:00

Every time I would go to Vegas I would always do 1 thing. Go to Slots of Fun and get there hugh hot dog for 99 cents and also get a jumbo strawberry shortcake, which is just as cheap. So Jennifer and I took the bus down to Slots of Fun, it's right next to Circus Circus. We get there and sure enough they have moved the restaurant part to the front of the casino, it use to be in the back. And guess what, no more strawberry shortcake, dammit they hate me. This was 1 of the last good deals in Vegas, shit they are killing me. But the hot dog was still there, for now.

American Gladiators!!!

2008-01-07T00:41:00.000-07:00

Hell yeah it's back last night and it was damn good. Layla Ali sucks ass and doesn't need to be on the show, she adds nothing, All the things you loved about the good show, plus a couple new events. Major change from the old show, in that they played the same events over week after week. Each contestant got the same events. Not on this version, some episodes it's some events and not others. The BEST part of the show is the female Gladiator, CRUSH. She's so fucking hot, plus in real life, she's a MMA fighter. Damn, I won't screw with her.

Official Release

2008-01-07T00:18:00.000-07:00

Grub Fever 08: Stand under the Grubella-ella-ella in 08, 8 8 8

Opinions????

Fever Update

2008-01-03T21:10:00.000-07:00

********************FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE********************

The WGA and GrubFever international, for the sake of national security, have come to a temporary agreement to allow the Grub Fever 08 slogan to be released on Friday, January 4. This marks a historic agreement that has left the nation waiting the longest it has ever had to wait for the offical GrubFever announcement. Grub Fever would like to thank Dave Coulier for brokering the epic deal.

Even more!!!!

2008-01-02T18:42:00.000-07:00

They have the best commercials

Another thing I miss about the midwest....

2008-01-02T18:40:00.000-07:00

I miss commercials like this, plus there food was so good.

Fever Update

2008-01-02T18:38:00.001-07:00

******FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE******

Due to the writers strike, the Grub Fever 08 slogan has been delayed. More info pending. Ideas can be forwarded to the Grub Fever international offices e-mail at *********@hotmail.com

I've censored the fever address, not sure if that is supposed to be out there for the public

Preview!!!!

2008-01-02T17:46:00.001-07:00

Ooohhhhhhh

More Vegas Review...

2008-01-01T22:58:00.000-07:00

It's sad, but if a slot machine doesn't have a gimmic, other then winning money, I won't play it. It's gotta have lots of bells to it. Plus if the machine is a themed machine and a theme I know, it's even better. Jennifer and I played the Deal or No Deal slot machine for a while and did good on it. While in vegas, we played Sopranos slots, Kenny Rogers slots, and Munsters slots. I'm sure we played other themed ones too, but it's something we can connect to and give money to. Sad, but true.

$$$$

2007-12-30T00:22:00.000-07:00

Thank you to Texas for covering the ASU bowl game. Thanks also to Penn St. for covering the parley I had with Texas. I have money now and life is good. You just need to pick the games that stand out and lay a ton on them. It pays off. Some games are just to obvious. BTW, I also have money on Florida, -10, over Michigan.

Partial Vegas Review....

2007-12-28T22:02:00.000-07:00

Oddest thing that happened in vegas was the cab driver who whenever we got to a red light, he would pick up his guitar and start playing it. WTF is up with that???? Really odd

WTF????

2007-12-27T20:40:00.001-07:00

Bowl game bets...

2007-12-27T18:56:00.000-07:00

While in vegas I bet on some bowl games. Here's who I got, Texas, Penn State, and Florida. I would of bet on Kentucky over Florida State, but that game was off the board, boo hoo. Would of made a ton of money on that since FSU has most of there team suspended for the game.